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Effeminate Zephers

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#Y’all know that stiles would be making endless dog jokes once he was in the know#so one time he orders derek to sit#just yells it across the room in this really brusque dog trainerly tone#and derek just fucking sits down#and it doesn’t matter how many times he explains that it was just a natural //human// reaction to being told to sit down#or that he did it out of reflex#derek can excuse his behaviour til he’s blue in the face#but stiles is never gonna let him live this down#he’s gonna tell this story to their fucking grandchildren#you know their separate grandchildren that they will be having separately#with other people#because stiles most definitely does not want to get married to derek#and have babies who have babies who sit on stiles’ knee and listen to stories about grandpa derek

(Source: dereknots)