i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
When my parents aren’t home I like to wrap myself in a garbage bag full of Vaseline and pretend to be a fetus
i see a lot of replies to this post every day but i’d like to acknowledge this one
"You don’t need another human being to make your life complete, but let’s be honest. Having your wounds kissed by someone who doesn’t see them as disasters in your soul but cracks to put their love into is the most calming thing in this world."
this was supposed to be sweet, but then i made myself cry, so now i’m making you all suffer with me. you’re welcome. (ps: read the tags.)
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
I demand they make an anime and base a character off of me right now
WHATS THAT I HEAR? ANNOYING FEMALE SIDEKICK? REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR, AND READY TO DO…
…WHATEVER IT IS WE DO.
Did you really think you could make a series without including a villain?
THINK AGAIN YOU PREPPY LOOKIN’ KIDS
Time to go to work, beatrice! looks like troubles afoot!
YOU GUYS GOT ANY ROOM FOR A QUIRKY, HYPERACTIVE, COMIC RELIEF CYBORG ON YOUR LITTLE TEAM??
I actually really dig this cyborg character
And the villain is great too
I don’t even know what love is.
Anna started out as very naïve in love. At the beginning, she had this idea that love is generally about finding romance. She was afraid to be alone. That is why when she finally got the chance to meet people, she instantly fell in love with the first handsome and charming stranger whom she had met.
Most of her life she tried to reach out to her sister, but eventually she kind of gave up on her. This was until she discovered that Elsa has powers that she began to finally understand that her sister only isolated herself because she was afraid and she wanted to protect her. At this point, Anna was starting to learn to love unconditionally and with understanding.
Anna meeting Kristoff was very interesting for me, because this was the time when she really got to know someone first and accepted them for who they truly are, despite of their flaws and all. Also, the part where she punched Hans, for me, showed that she finally knew what love really is and that Hans doesn’t have that, for he has a frozen heart.
To sum everything up, I love Anna because she may have started out so naïve in love, but she has come to discover that love, in the words of Olaf, is “putting someone else’s needs before yours.”
Lupita Nyong’o wins an Oscar for portraying a real life slave, and the first thing she did was thank Patsy for her inspiration.
Jared Leto wins an Oscar for portraying a trans woman, and doesn’t mention trans women at all.
I think the point makes itself.
He actually did thank the trans community but Tumblr is so desperate to hate him they are spreading false rumours about him being a rapist.
I think that speaks for itself.
There are three things that the Harry Potter fandom seems to universally agree upon:
1. Umbridge is awful
2. Maggie Smith is a perfect Professor McGonagall
3. Everyone should be at least slightly bothered by DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
4. book ginny is 100 times better than movie ginny
5. where the fuck was peeves
6. Voldemort’s death is fucking ridiculous